1-star)
The holy grail of terrible. 1-star movies seem to go out of their way to fail at everything. Acting? Awful. Plot? Laughable. Whatever aspect of the film you’re measuring, 1-star movies never stack up. Don’t rent it. Hell, don’t even download it.
2-star)
If you went to see a 2-star movie in the theatre, you got suckered. The price of the ticket hardly justifies this film, though it probably wasn’t complete wash. There are most likely a handful of enjoyable parts that ease the urge to kill. Slightly.
3-star)
A good movie. Not great, but worth the price of admission. Plot, acting and all that, were decent. A 3-star comedy has a good amount of laughs, a horror has more than a few frights. In an ideal world, most movies wouldn’t go below this rating. Few make it above.
4-star)
So close. A 4-star movie is a movie that had potential for perfection, but dropped the ball in some way. Maybe there were some plot holes, maybe the lead actor’s acting left a bad taste in your mouth. All in all, the movie was excellent and well above average, but there was some sort of flaw that kept it from obtaining a…
5-star)
The true movie experience. Very few movies get this rating, but the ones that do are guaranteed to be well worth your time and money. If there were any minor issues with the movie, the vast awesomeness of everything else overpowered them. Worth buying and becoming a permanent staple in your movie collection. A definite, must-see film.
The holy grail of terrible. 1-star movies seem to go out of their way to fail at everything. Acting? Awful. Plot? Laughable. Whatever aspect of the film you’re measuring, 1-star movies never stack up. Don’t rent it. Hell, don’t even download it.
2-star)
If you went to see a 2-star movie in the theatre, you got suckered. The price of the ticket hardly justifies this film, though it probably wasn’t complete wash. There are most likely a handful of enjoyable parts that ease the urge to kill. Slightly.
3-star)
A good movie. Not great, but worth the price of admission. Plot, acting and all that, were decent. A 3-star comedy has a good amount of laughs, a horror has more than a few frights. In an ideal world, most movies wouldn’t go below this rating. Few make it above.
4-star)
So close. A 4-star movie is a movie that had potential for perfection, but dropped the ball in some way. Maybe there were some plot holes, maybe the lead actor’s acting left a bad taste in your mouth. All in all, the movie was excellent and well above average, but there was some sort of flaw that kept it from obtaining a…
5-star)
The true movie experience. Very few movies get this rating, but the ones that do are guaranteed to be well worth your time and money. If there were any minor issues with the movie, the vast awesomeness of everything else overpowered them. Worth buying and becoming a permanent staple in your movie collection. A definite, must-see film.